How to contact me

Please choose the most appropriate contact method from the options below, or you can also send me a message via MySpace.com/robertanwood. Note that I do not guarantee to respond to all enquiries either promptly or at all, although I do read everything and will try my best to get back to you at some stage.

Warning: I take a zero-tolerance approach to spam, and if you try to contact me by methods other than those below, you can be fairly sure your message will end up unread and unloved in a junk mail folder somewhere.

Please use the general contact page for comments about my writing (e.g. "I think it's rubbish", "I think it's the best thing since Making Waves: The David Hasselhoff Autobiography", etc.), feedback about this website, suggestions, and the like. You can also use the general contact page to join my mailing list and be kept up to date with all my, er, exciting news.

Please use the pub fact submission page if you have an entertaining pub fact which you'd like to submit. I don't currently have any plans for another book of pub facts, but I'm always on the lookout for new ones to bore my fellow drinkers with.

Please use the business contact page for business enquiries such as attempting to sue me or trying to get me to attend the opening of a paper bag.